I need to stop waggling my eyebrows when I see a...
My dash is full of sexy things and my brow is exhausted.
I miss the days of being able to look at a Mass...
ENFP: Idealist Champion
My Myers Briggs personality type. Slowly getting obsesssed with MBTI tests again. What’s your type?
Queen of Antiva: I feel like Miss. Hannigan and I... →
cuppkins: queenofantiva: I feel like Miss. Hannigan and I would get along famously. I hate kids, she hates kids. She can get other people to do her work for her whenever he opportunity arises, as do I. She’s got an over-all “ahhhhhh fuck it” attitude that I adore and hopefully learn from. She’s horny all the time,… You, my dear, need to start up an orphanage. Naw son. I’d abuse...
I feel like Miss. Hannigan and I would get along famously. I hate kids, she hates kids. She can get other people to do her work for her whenever he opportunity arises, as do I. She’s got an over-all “ahhhhhh fuck it” attitude that I adore and hopefully learn from. She’s horny all the time, of which I can totally relate to. I’d get her out of that dead end job...
one day i will be someone’s favorite blog.
narcissistmanifesto: people who say things like “oh you’re still young you’ll change your mind when you’re older” whenever you express opinions they don’t agree with
i-wuv-virgins: When you’ve planned out a whole story idea in your head and you’re so excited to write it but then you open up a blank word document to begin and realize that you actually know absolutely nothing about it and you’re completely lost in a sea of vague plot details and random dialogue.
Thumbelina Thursdays need to happen.
Hello new thing I’ll be doing.
Waking up at 4 am. Takes two hours to catch up on my dash. I follow too many people… But I can’t un-follow anyone because they’re all so perfect. #firstworldproblems
Me: You know, if you add a few more adjectives, just about anything could be a Sailor Moon attack.
Me: MOON GORGEOUS JALAPENO RANCH SAUCE!!
Husband: That better be like the tiara attack, because that was the clearly superior one
Husband: Fuck merciful rehabilitation. Just kill those assholes.
Husband: YES EVEN SAILOR JUPITER'S BOYFRIEND FUCK HIM
Husband: WAIT NO I LOVE TRUCKS AND ROBOTS AND EXPLOSIONS AND LIFTING WEIGHTS
plot twist: everyone you love on tumblr lives within a 10 mile radius of your house